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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Stellantis CEO Filosa sets senior leadership team, plans to retain North American oversight - The Detroit News

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Aryna Sabalenka Breaks Silence On Eyebrow-Raising Coco Gauff Remarks — And People Have Thoughts - HuffPost

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

What are some common historical misconceptions?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

How do I write a book and sell it?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can men and women be friends?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

South Africa’s emotional WTC triumph: Proteas win first major cricket trophy in 27 years - AP News

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the difference between using a brush for air drying and blow drying?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Minds and Behinds

Will Ferrell Developing ‘Eurovision’ Movie Into Broadway Musical - The Hollywood Reporter

Next, they tried...

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Daniel Jones touts "productive spring" in learning, understanding Colts offense - NBC Sports

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Can you name a song with the word 'why' in it?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...